Stick Magic!

The Six Phases of a Project:

· Enthusiasm

· Disillusionment

· Panic

· Search for the Guilty

· Punishment of the Innocent

· Praise for non-participants

Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs.

The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots.

So far the Universe is winning.

—Anonymous

“You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic;

You cannot have both at the same time.”

—Bertrand Meye